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DRAWSTRING BLOOMERS
ONE-OF-A-KIND
HANDMADE
DRAWSTRING BLOOMERS
ONE-OF-A-KIND
HANDMADE
DRAWSTRING BLOOMERS
ONE-OF-A-KIND
HANDMADE
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Bloomin’ Hec Mary! (Poppins), what the Dickens (coz Victorian) have we got here? Well Oliver (Twist, u little pervert) what we have are bloomers, which are basically trousers / shorts but with ties orrr pants but with ties (depending on the size of your pants, Bridget). So bloomin’ well get them on and tie the bloomin’ things up and expect to have a bloomin’ good time in them.
This garment is one-of-a-kind. The one photographed above gives you a clear indication of the structure and design of the garment, including its features, charms, buckles, kilt pins, hair etc and their placement. It is NOT the EXACT item you will receive due to the recycled and vintage textiles Hairy uses but she will do her damnedest to make you something very similar and wickedly unique. Trust her, she's a witch. Any questions, preferences or snide remarks get in touch…
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MATERIAL: Your Bloomin’ Bloomers will be made from lacey / open-work vintage embroidered tablecloths. Pics above give you an idea of the types of material ur pants might get made from… Get in touch if u wana be uber specific about it - otherwise trust Hairy.
Drawstring waist giving size flexibility.
Any marks are a sign of this garbs preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character.
5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity
Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…
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Size is one size due to the gather-y drawstring round the waist.
Waist: flat and ungathered is 20 inches - gather it up to ur hearts content. Hairy says should fit between a UK 6- UK 14 quite happily.
Length:
SHORT: 12-17 inches
MID: 30-34 inches
FULL: 37-40 inches
Get in touch with measurements for any custom sizing requests - in particular if you don’t want them tooo long… Hairy is tall she forgets not everyone is tall…. pls feel free to tell me ur eye colour and star sign as well as ur height.
Model is a XS, Size UK 8, 5ft 4”
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Wash no higher than 30 degrees…
Do not tumble dry. Iron on a medium heat.
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Production: 1-3 weeks, each piece is one-of-a-kind and handmade in London
For faster turn around get in touch, Hairy will see what she can do.
Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail Signed and Tracked