The Clippy Guiseppe Trousers

£395.00

PRE ORDER

BLACK WOOL TAILORED WIDE LONG TROUSERS

CLIP-ON PLEATED SKIRT

ONE-OF-A-KIND

HANDMADE

Size:

PRE ORDER

BLACK WOOL TAILORED WIDE LONG TROUSERS

CLIP-ON PLEATED SKIRT

ONE-OF-A-KIND

HANDMADE

 

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WANA SAVE MONEY???? Here’s an idea - BUY MORE CLOTHES! Lol. No but fr - firstly this is both a pair of trousers and a skirt so that’s already basically buy-one-free-one. And secondly, people will probably throw money at you if you buy this trews-cum-skirt combo, as well as throwing compliments, throwing shapes, throwing shade and finally, throwing themselves, before potentially throwing up (with jealousy).

This garment is one-of-a-kind. The one photographed above gives you a clear indication of the structure and design of the garment, including its features, charms, buckles, kilt pins and their placement. It is NOT the EXACT item you will receive due to the recycled and vintage textiles Hairy uses but she will do her damnedest to make you something very similar and wickedly unique. Trust her, she's a witch. Any questions, preferences or snide remarks get in touch…

    • Ft. one pocket, one zip, two belt loops, two buckle clips, three buckles and a load of lovely jubbly raw hems.

    • Skirt completely detaches, should you want to just wear the trousers u can / clip the skirt onto something/someone else

    • Composed from deadstock woollen suiting and silver metal hardware

    • Any marks are a sign of this garbs preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character.

    • 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

    • Boobs will be bejazzled wherever I see fit…

    • Size S, M, L available, refer to measurements below

      Small: waist - flat 31 inches, length - 43.5 inches

      Medium: waist - flat 33 inches, length - 43.5 inches

      Large: waist - flat 35 inches, length - 43.5 inches

    • Designed to be worn on the hips but do what you like…

    • Get in touch with measurements for any custom sizing requests - in particular if you don’t want them tooo long… Hairy is tall she forgets not everyone is tall…. pls feel free to tell me ur eye colour and star sign as well as ur height.

    • Size shown is a M, Model is a S/M, Size UK 10, 5ft 6”

    • Because of the wooly-ness of the wool and the and the heavy metal, I’d recommend a hand wash / dry clean only please. Don’t take chances with wooly tarts…

    • PRE ORDERS WILL BE MADE AND SHIPPED POST LAUNCH ON 8TH OCTOBER

    • Production: 1-3 weeks, each piece is one-of-a-kind and handmade in London

    • For faster turn around get in touch, Hairy will see what she can do.

    • Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail Signed and Tracked