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The OG Fancy Pants

from £250.00

DRAWSTRING WIDE LONG TROUSERS

ONE-OF-A-KIND

HANDMADE

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DRAWSTRING WIDE LONG TROUSERS

ONE-OF-A-KIND

HANDMADE

DRAWSTRING WIDE LONG TROUSERS

ONE-OF-A-KIND

HANDMADE

 

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Do you Fancy the Pants of your own legs? Well, whatever the answer is to that weird question, you can be both fancy and wearing pants if u buy these trews. Pop em on and fly by the seat of your pants... Stay Alert Sisters.

This garment is one-of-a-kind. The one photographed above gives you a clear indication of the structure and design of the garment, including its features, charms, buckles, kilt pins, hair etc and their placement. It is NOT the EXACT item you will receive due to the recycled and vintage textiles Hairy uses but she will do her damnedest to make you something very similar and wickedly unique. Trust her, she's a witch. Any questions, preferences or snide remarks get in touch…

    • MATERIAL: In this case, your Fancy Pants can be made from either a patchwork of ALL WHITE lacey / open-work vintage embroidered tablecloths or from lacey / open-work tablecloths that have COLOUR embroidery or coloured applique floral designs etc. So pick either ALL WHITE or LIL BIT O COLOUR depending on which way the wind blows you. Pics above give you an idea of the types of material ur pants might get made from… Get in touch if u wana be uber specific about it - otherwise trust Hairy.

    • POCKETS: Again, u have a choice to make - ask urself do u want pockets or do u not want pockets??? Women don’t really need pockets do they?

    • Drawstring waist giving size flexibility.

    • Composed from vintage embroidered linen/cotton tablecloths.

    • Any marks are a sign of this garbs preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character.

    • 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

    • Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

    • Size is one size due to the gather-y drawstring round the waist.

    • Waist: flat and ungathered is 20 inches - gather it up to ur hearts content. Hairy says should fit between a UK 6- UK 14 quite happily.

    • Length:

      SHORT: 36-38 inches (c. 5ft 2” and above)

      REG: 38-40 inches (c. 5ft 5” and above)

      TALL: 40-42 inches (c. 5ft 8” and above)

      XTRA TALL: 42-44 inches (c. 5ft 10” and above)

    • Get in touch with measurements for any custom sizing requests - in particular if you don’t want them tooo long… Hairy is tall she forgets not everyone is tall…. pls feel free to tell me ur eye colour and star sign as well as ur height.

    • Model is a XS, Size UK 8, 5ft 8”

    • Wash no higher than 30 degrees…

    • Do not tumble dry. Iron on a medium heat.

    • Production: 1-3 weeks, each piece is one-of-a-kind and handmade in London

    • For faster turn around get in touch, Hairy will see what she can do.

    • Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail Signed and Tracked

 

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