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Absolutely no funny business going on here, just funny BIZZNIZZ if u know what I mean. This top is perfect for your next board meeting when you need to flash the boss just one tit. As they say in the industry, too many tits spoil the broth, and if the broth gets spoiled HR might have something to say, being such big fans of broth as the chillers from HR usually are. So really this is a safeguarding top. For all of you doing funny bizznizz.
This garment is one-of-a-kind. The one photographed above gives you a clear indication of the structure and design of the garment, including its features, charms, buckles, kilt pins, hair etc and their placement. It is, in this instance, the EXACT item you will receive. Any questions comments or snide remarks pls get in touch with Hairy and she will sort you out.
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Reconstructed long sleeve top
Composed from repurposed stretch poly-cotton long sleeve top and cotton shirt
Any marks are a sign of this garbs preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character.
5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity
Boobs will be bejazzled wherever I see fit…
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Size small/medium
Measurements are approximate:
Armpit to armpit (front) 17 inches, shoulder to shoulder (back) 15.5 inches, length down the back 23 inches, sleeves 24 inches
Get in touch with measurements for any custom sizing requests
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Wash no higher than 30 degrees or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin.
Do not tumble dry. Iron on a low/medium heat if you must… but I don’t think you’ll need to.
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Ready to buy
Shipping: 2-4 working days with Royal Mail for UK orders. Allow 1-3 weeks for EU and International shipping (taxes are the buyers responsibility).
Handmade in London.
