The Call the Ref Dress

£225.00

RECONSTRUCTED FOOTIE SHIRT DRESS

ONE-OF-A-KIND

HANDMADE

RECONSTRUCTED FOOTIE SHIRT DRESS

ONE-OF-A-KIND

HANDMADE

 

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Call the Ref. The Ref is a person who stands in the middle of a field, usually surrounded by other people kicking balls about and complaining about their acls. The ref normally wears a dress like this one and will take your calls, if your calls come in the form of E key Gregorian chants.

This garment is one-of-a-kind. The one photographed above gives you a clear indication of the structure and design of the garment, including its features, charms, buckles, kilt pins, hair etc and their placement. It is, in this instance, the EXACT item you will receive. Any questions comments or snide remarks pls get in touch with Hairy and she will sort you out.

    • Reconstructed footie shirt

    • Short frilly sleeves

    • Composed from repurposed cotton polo shirt and deadstock cotton

    • Any marks are a sign of this garbs preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character.

    • 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

    • Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

    • Size shown is S/M

    • Measurements are approximate:

      S/M: Armpit to armpit (front) 18 inches, shoulder to shoulder (back) 13.5 inches, length down the front 124-30 inches, sleeves 24 inches

    • Get in touch with measurements for any custom sizing requests

    • Wash no higher than 30 degrees… remove the kilt pin!

    • Do not tumble dry. Obviously! Iron, if you must, on a low/medium heat.

    • Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail Signed and Tracked