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SHOP The "Wool It Always Have Doilies On It?" Jumper
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The "Wool It Always Have Doilies On It?" Jumper

£215.00

DECONSTRUCTED CROPPED JUMPER

ONE-OF-A-KIND

HANDMADE

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DECONSTRUCTED CROPPED JUMPER

ONE-OF-A-KIND

HANDMADE

DECONSTRUCTED CROPPED JUMPER

ONE-OF-A-KIND

HANDMADE

 

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The question on everyones lips - will this jumper always have wool on it? Sorry no thats wrong, yes this jumper will always have wool on it but wool it always have doilies on it - I reckon so... woollen u think so? Wool done hairy. Great force puns there.

This garment is one-of-a-kind. The one photographed above gives you a clear indication of the structure and design of the garment, including its features, charms, buckles, kilt pins, hair etc and their placement. It is NOT the EXACT item you will receive due to the recycled and vintage textiles Hairy uses but she will do her damnedest to make you something very similar and wickedly unique. Trust her, she's a witch. Any questions, preferences or snide remarks get in touch…

    • Cropped cream doily embellished jumper

    • Long split sleeves

    • Composed from repurposed woollen jumpers, vintage doilies and free-hand embroidered remnants.

    • Any marks are a sign of this garbs preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character.

    • 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

    • Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

    • Size shown is S/M

    • Measurements are approximate:

      S/M: Armpit to armpit (front) 19 inches, shoulder to shoulder (back) 13 inches, length down the front 14 inches, sleeves 27 inches

    • M/L: Armpit to armpit (front) 21 inches, shoulder to shoulder (back) 15 inches, length down the front 16 inches, sleeves 27 inches

    • Get in touch with measurements for any custom sizing requests

    • Model is a XS, Size UK 8, 5ft 8”

    • Wash no higher than 30 degrees… it’s wool!!! Put it on a woollens wash or hand wash it for goodness sake!

    • Do not tumble dry. Obviously! Iron, if you must, on a low/medium heat.

    • Production: 1-3 weeks, each piece is one-of-a-kind and handmade in London

    • For faster turn around get in touch, Hairy will see what she can do.

    • Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail Signed and Tracked

 

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