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The Long And Short Of It Shorts

£225.00

DRAWSTRING WAIST LONG SHORTS

ONE-OF-A-KIND

HANDMADE

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DRAWSTRING WAIST LONG SHORTS

ONE-OF-A-KIND

HANDMADE

DRAWSTRING WAIST LONG SHORTS

ONE-OF-A-KIND

HANDMADE

 

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Are you asking me what the long and short of it is - because if you are I don’t know. But what I do know - is that if you’re not quite sure if you want to wear long trousers or short shorts then these guys might just be the ticket.

This garment is one-of-a-kind. The one photographed above gives you a clear indication of the structure and design of the garment, including its features, charms, buckles, kilt pins, hair etc and their placement. It is NOT the EXACT item you will receive due to the recycled and vintage textiles Hairy uses but she will do her damnedest to make you something very similar and wickedly unique. Trust her, she's a witch. Any questions, preferences or snide remarks get in touch…

    • D-loop, drawstring waist giving size flexibility

    • Pleated patchwork accents

    • Composed from vintage sheer cloths and embroidered linen/cotton tablecloths

    • Any marks are a sign of this garbs preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character.

    • 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

    • Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

    • Size shown is S/M

    • Measurements are approx:

      S/M: Waist: flat and ungathered is 18 inches

      Length: c. 26 inches

    • M/L: Waist: flat and ungathered is 20 inches

      Length: c. 27 inches

    • Get in touch with measurements for any custom sizing requests

    • Model is a XS, Size UK 8, 5ft 8”

    • Wash no higher than 30 degrees…

    • Do not tumble dry. Iron on a medium heat.

    • Production: 1-3 weeks, each piece is one-of-a-kind and handmade in London

    • For faster turn around get in touch, Hairy will see what she can do.

    • Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail Signed and Tracked

 

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