The Slap My Thigh Shorts
ELASTIC WAIST SHORTS
ONE-OF-A-KIND
HANDMADE
ELASTIC WAIST SHORTS
ONE-OF-A-KIND
HANDMADE
ELASTIC WAIST SHORTS
ONE-OF-A-KIND
HANDMADE
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These shorts WILL expose your thighs - so I suggest you ready yourself for a thigh slapping as we all know that exposing your thighs invites grandpas and babies alike to have a go at the traditional British greeting of slapping the exposed thigh of their neighbours.
This garment is one-of-a-kind. The one photographed above gives you a clear indication of the structure and design of the garment, including its features, charms, buckles, kilt pins, hair etc and their placement. It is NOT the EXACT item you will receive due to the recycled and vintage textiles Hairy uses but she will do her damnedest to make you something very similar and wickedly unique. Trust her, she's a witch. Any questions, preferences or snide remarks get in touch…
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Elastic waist giving size flexibility
Suspender belt detail, eyelets and pockets…
Composed from vintage embroidered linen/cotton tablecloths and repurposed suspender belts…
Any marks are a sign of this garbs preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character.
5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity
Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…
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Size shown is S/M
Measurements are approx:
S/M: Waist: flat and unstretched is 14 inches
Length: c. 16 inches
M/L: Waist: flat and unstretched is 16 inches
Length: c. 17 inches
Bare in mind, elastic waistbands are stretchy…
Get in touch with measurements for any custom sizing requests
Model is a XS, Size UK 8, 5ft 8”
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Wash no higher than 30 degrees.
Do not tumble dry. Iron on a medium heat.
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Production: 1-3 weeks, each piece is one-of-a-kind and handmade in London
For faster turn around get in touch, Hairy will see what she can do.
Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail Signed and Tracked
