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These shorts WILL expose your thighs - so I suggest you ready yourself for a thigh slapping as we all know that exposing your thighs invites grandpas and babies alike to have a go at the traditional British greeting of slapping the exposed thigh of their neighbours.
This garment is one-of-a-kind. The one photographed above is the sample and is what you will receive! Samples are perfectly wearable and a jolly good time… don’t think too much about it.
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Elastic waist giving size flexibility
Suspender belt detail, eyelets and pockets…
Composed from vintage embroidered linen/cotton tablecloths and repurposed suspender belts…
Any marks are a sign of this garbs preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character.
5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity
Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…
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Size shown is S/M
Measurements are approx:
S/M: Waist: flat and unstretched is 14 inches
Length: c. 16 inches
M/L: Waist: flat and unstretched is 16 inches
Length: c. 17 inches
Bare in mind, elastic waistbands are stretchy…
Get in touch with measurements for any custom sizing requests
Model is a XS, Size UK 8, 5ft 8”
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Wash no higher than 30 degrees.
Do not tumble dry. Iron on a medium heat.
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Samples are ready to ship
Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail Signed and Tracked
