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The Legs Be Havin' You Shorts

£195.00

DRAWSTRING SHORTS

ONE SIZE

ONE-OF-A-KIND

HANDMADE

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DRAWSTRING SHORTS

ONE SIZE

ONE-OF-A-KIND

HANDMADE

DRAWSTRING SHORTS

ONE SIZE

ONE-OF-A-KIND

HANDMADE

 

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Delia Smith will be having both you and your legs if you pop these naughty little numbers on - ideally 6 hour slow roast of said leg but if she doesn’t have time she might just do a traditional english trifle sautéed with peas and onions.

This garment is one-of-a-kind. The one photographed above gives you a clear indication of the structure and design of the garment, including its features, charms, buckles, kilt pins, hair etc and their placement. It is NOT the EXACT item you will receive due to the recycled and vintage textiles Hairy uses but she will do her damnedest to make you something very similar and wickedly unique. Trust her, she's a witch. Any questions, preferences or snide remarks get in touch…

    • Drawstring waist giving size flexibility

    • Suspender belt detail and pockets…

    • Composed from vintage embroidered linen/cotton tablecloths and repurposed suspender belts…

    • Any marks are a sign of this garbs preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character.

    • 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

    • Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

    • Size shown is one size, due to the drawstring waist.

    • Measurements are approx:

      Waist: flat and ungathered is 43 inches

      Length: 15 inches

    • Get in touch with measurements for any custom sizing requests

    • Model is a XS, Size UK 8, 5ft 8”

    • Wash no higher than 30 degrees…

    • Do not tumble dry. Iron on a medium heat.

    • Production: 1-3 weeks, each piece is one-of-a-kind and handmade in London

    • For faster turn around get in touch, Hairy will see what she can do.

    • Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail Signed and Tracked

 

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