The Hairy McBelt

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Once bitten Tutu shy to try the Hairy Tutu? Maybe you just need a Hairy Mc Belt instead, this will expose more of your knickers than the tutu if you forget to put trousers on, but generally, if you do remember to put trousers on, is a pretty safe bet - it might even help to keep those pesky trousers up…

DETAILS

• Two ties up the side or front or wherever you want to tie them (giving adjustment to size)

• Material: Vintage embroidered tablecloth, metal eyelets and studs (any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era/Voldermort’s unhinged mind…)

• Measurements: Waist - 34 inches (at tightest, designed to be worn on the hips); width - 8 inches - (model is a UK8 and this belt was too big for her…. )

• 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

• Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

  CARE

• Wash no higher than 30 degrees and iron, or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin. In fact because of the metal here I’d recommend a cold wash or hand wash, please. In fact.. Who washed belts anyway? Don’t do it.

  PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail 1st or 2nd Class

• Handmade in London