The Hairy Mens Shirt

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Are you a hairy man? Do you need a shirt? If the answer is yes to either of these questions, you’ve come to the right place. The next steps are simple, pop said jacket into metaphysical basket, give Hairy some cashish, hand over other important details like your address, mobile number, shoe size and sexual fetish and wait for the goods to arrive. If the answer to the above question was no…. expect someone round at your door to do some arm twisting until the answer is yes.

DETAILS

• Collared, contrast straight sleeves, two pockets and buttons down the front

• Material: vintage folk embroidered soft cotton throw with Retro tea towel sleeve.

• Any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era / Voldermort’s unhinged mind…

• Size shown is c. mens M/L, measurements are below

• Armpit to armpit (across the front): 24.5 inches

  Shoulder to shoulder (across the back): 20.5 inches

  Length (front, top button to hem): 24 inches

  Sleeve length: 25 inches

  Sleeve circumference (at end): 16 inches

• 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

• Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

  CARE

• Wash no higher than 30 degrees and iron, or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin

  PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail 1st or 2nd Class

• Handmade in London