MADE TO ORDER
MADE TO ORDER
you might be asking yourself, “how the devil does this work?”
WELL FOLKS, THE MUDS ABOUT TO BECOME VERY CLEAR. AND IF FOR ANY REASON THE MUD STAYS MUDDY ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS GET IN TOUCH AND HAIRY MARY WILL SORT IT OUT.
MOST NORMAL PEOPLE WILL JUST HEAD TO THE SHOP PAGES AND TRAWL THROUGH THE READY TO SHIP, PRE MADE AND WICKEDLY UNIQUE ITEMS UNTIL ALL THEIR HOPES AND DREAMS COME TRUE.
BUT IF YOU’RE NOT NORMAL OR WHEN READY-TO-BUY SECTION IS LACKING BECAUSE DEAR OLD HAIRY HAS SEWN THROUGH HER THUMB AGAIN AND BEEN CARTED OF TO THE ASYLUM…..
OR WHEN YOU ARE DYING FOR A ‘MARY QUEEN OF SCOT’S’ KILT NOT IN THE BLUES AND GREENS YOU SEE AVAILABLE ON THE SITE, BUT MADE FROM GOLD AND BLIND NUNS TEARS YOU NEED ONLY ASK, AND HAIRY WILL DO HER BEST TO BRING YOUR VISION TO LIFE.
IT’S FAIRLY SIMPLE BUT DESPITE YEARS SPENT AT HOGWARTS, HAIRY IS NOT (YET) A MIND READER SO SHOULD YOU WANT A MADE-TO-ORDER HAIRY MARY GARB YOU WILL NEED TO GET IN TOUCH TO ORDER AND PURCHASE.
CONTACT ME EITHER VIA THE FAX ME PAGE OR INSTAGRAM
AS THE WHOLE HAIRY MARY SHIP IS A ONE MAN BAND, RUN BY ME - FROM THE DESIGNING, PATTERN CUTTING, HAND-MAKING OF ORDERS, PACKAGING, CHURNING OUT OF WITTY BANTER TO KEEP YOU LOT HAPPY, SPREADSHEETS, ACCOUNTS, TAXES, SLEEPLESS NIGHTS, NAPLESS DAYS, ALCOHOLIC WEDNESDAYS… YOU GET THE IDEA - TAKE A LEAF OUTTA GARY BARLOW’S BOOK AND HAVE A LITTLE PATIENCE…